Monday, April 16, 2007

Security Alert!

The Greek armed forces were put on high alert the other day when it was discovered that a vital element in the Early Goat Warning System had collapsed under the relentless pressure.

A spokesman for the local military said:

"Wow, that was Lucky"

It is not clear what he was referring to but it is thought it might have some connection with The Alpha Kafenion in Azogyres.

Lucky, the own of the Alpha Kafenion, was too busy chasing a cat which had just stolen a pork chop to comment.

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