Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The best proof yet!

Watch and listen and be amazed that the goats allowed this to get into the public domain! It finally proves what I've been saying all along!


Sunday, July 15, 2007

Wiki Goats?

You've heard of Wikipedia, you might have heard of ConservaPedia ( a totally silly right wing fundamentalist Xian load of bolloxs) but the best so far has got to be:


although I'm not too sure about Stacey!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Outbreak on another Greek Island!

Try and tell me this one isn't evil!

I've just been forwarded the following by a gentleman who, for his own protection must remain anonymous but who, for the sake of arguement, we'll refer to as Ian:

"Symi has a variety of goat called a "beach-goat" - these goats are masters at raiding sunbather's bags and stealing any fruit/bread etc. they sniff out - they are totally friendly and you can feed them by hand if you wish. Apart from beach-goats there are loads of "path-goats" whose primary role is to destroy the walls of moni-paths plus normal goats and quite a few sheep wandering around all over the island."

So it's not just Crete where they are plotting!

Monday, July 2, 2007

Another evil plot thwarted!

I’m back!

The lack of recent postings on this blog have been down to the fact that site was hacked into by goats in a vain attempt on their part to stop me revealing the truth!

The evil ones got at the control panel and changed the language to Greek, knowing full well that my command of the Greek language is roughly equal to the amount of intelligence and common sense possessed by George W. Bush.

I eventually managed to find a Greek helper who was prepared to risk the wrath of the goats and he very kindly helped me get back on track at great personal risk to his own sanity. To protect him from goatish retaliation I have promised not to reveal that his name is Alexandros.

As you can see above, their military activity is increasing…out the other day and I came across one preparing for a parachute jumping – he was starting with a short drop with a safety net underneath but it’s clear to me that this is just a preliminary for the real thing. Keep watching the sky!